Cleanliness Quirky Pillows

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Dogs shaving

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Pest Control

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Wash your hands

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -