Cleanliness Comedy Fan Pillows

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

Grooming for beginners.

Carpet cleaning

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

Janitor on the Job Training.

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature