Cleaning Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

"We won't get fooled again! It's back to toilet paper for us."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Hospital Cleaning.

On the house

'My Graham is very house-proud.'