Cleaning Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

"We won't get fooled again! It's back to toilet paper for us."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sweep the board.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Hospital Cleaning.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

On the house

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'