Comedy Cleaner Pillows

Carpet cleaning

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Grooming for beginners.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'What'd I miss?'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"Your shirt's on inside out."

Janitor on the Job Training.

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Cotton Buds.