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Carpet cleaning

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Mr. Clean Enough

Grooming for beginners.

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'What'd I miss?'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Janitor on the Job Training.

Cotton Buds.

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'