Clean Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Water company bonus.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Carpet cleaning

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Janitor on the Job Training.

'Take no notice of Nigel, he just finds alternative comedy incredibly amusing!'

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

Cotton Buds.