Cleanliness Comedy Fan Mugs

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Grooming for beginners.

Carpet cleaning

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

Janitor on the Job Training.

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'