Cleanliness-challenged Pillows

"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Wash your hands

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."