Cleanliness Rebels Pillows

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'