Cleanliness Rebel Pillows

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Is it my fault this kitchen roll napkin rolls over instead of under?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

In the art gallery

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'