Cleanliness Critic Pillows

'Hey - nice place!'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"Will you please clean your scythe?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

"Shouldn't you do something about that?"

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Dogs shaving

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Wash your hands

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"