Cleanliness Critic Prints

'Hey - nice place!'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"Will you please clean your scythe?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

"Shouldn't you do something about that?"

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Dogs shaving

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Wash your hands

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."