Cleanliness Commentator Prints

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'You poor man! -- you must be using the wrong detergent!'

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Dogs shaving

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Spring Cleaning

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'