Hygiene Critic Prints

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

'No, you may not have a clean towel! Fifty other people have used that one, and you're the first to complain.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria