Cleanliness Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of humor and philosophy to your home decor with pillows featuring witty comments on cleanliness and thought. Perfect for cozy corners and clean spaces alike.

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"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there." mockup

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there." mockup

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there." mockup

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there." mockup

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

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Biofelineism mockup

Biofelineism mockup

Biofelineism mockup

Biofelineism mockup

Biofelineism

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard. mockup

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard. mockup

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard. mockup

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard. mockup

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

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Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

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"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

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'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.' mockup

'They make remarkably clean pets.' mockup

'They make remarkably clean pets.' mockup

'They make remarkably clean pets.' mockup

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!" mockup

"Unbelievable! A tick!" mockup

"Unbelievable! A tick!" mockup

"Unbelievable! A tick!" mockup

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

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Dogs shaving mockup

Dogs shaving mockup

Dogs shaving mockup

Dogs shaving mockup

Dogs shaving

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Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it. mockup

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it. mockup

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it. mockup

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it. mockup

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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Why would birdie need newspaper?

Why would birdie need newspaper? mockup

Why would birdie need newspaper? mockup

Why would birdie need newspaper? mockup

Why would birdie need newspaper? mockup

Why would birdie need newspaper?

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"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!" mockup

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!" mockup

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!" mockup

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!" mockup

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

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"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!" mockup

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!" mockup

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!" mockup

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!" mockup

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

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'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?' mockup

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?' mockup

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?' mockup

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?' mockup

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

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'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

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"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!" mockup

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!" mockup

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!" mockup

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!" mockup

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

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"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

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Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'. mockup

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'. mockup

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'. mockup

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'. mockup

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

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Wash your hands

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands mockup

Wash your hands

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"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet." mockup

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet." mockup

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet." mockup

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet." mockup

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

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"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

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Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

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Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

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Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish. mockup

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish. mockup

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish. mockup

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish. mockup

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

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"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?" mockup

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?" mockup

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?" mockup

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?" mockup

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

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'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.' mockup

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.' mockup

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.' mockup

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.' mockup

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

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Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality. mockup

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

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Cleanliness Philosopher Pillows Collection

Cleanliness Philosopher Mugs

Discover our collection of cleanliness philosopher mugs—witty designs that make morning routines more enlightened and humorous.

Cleanliness Philosopher Prints

Brighten your walls with philosophy-inspired prints that celebrate cleanliness and wit in style.

Cleanliness Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our clever cleanliness philosopher T-shirts—perfect for those who love witty takes on order and philosophy.