Quirky Cleaning Enthusiast Pillows

Mouthwash.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Cake Free Zone

Fishing for Birds

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Football Crazy strip six

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Rogue elephant

Pest Control

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

My Spam Sketchbook

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'