Quirky Cleaning Enthusiast Gifts

Mouthwash.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Cake Free Zone

Karataoke

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Fishing for Birds

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Pest Control

My Spam Sketchbook

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."