Fun-loving Cleaner Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Modern Parents

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Carpet Cleaner.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Floor Cleaner

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Hello job security."