Cleaning Fun Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Little league world series of poker.

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Teddy Bear

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cookie Surveillance

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

Pin-atas

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

Sticking out tongue