Cleaning Fun Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Little league world series of poker.

Sweep the board.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Teddy Bear

Cookie Surveillance

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Carpet Cleaner.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints