Fun Cleaning Gifts

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Playing Fetch.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

On holiday.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Holiday time.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

Bring your own inflatable.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Works every time.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Albert & Myra - The End Story