Cheerful Cleaner Gifts

Doing the washing up.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Instant art

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Jesus swept.

Giant sandwich bags.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Carpet cleaning

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Good morning, world!"

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"Whoo-hoo! I've wanted to do that for a million years! Man, I love evolution!"

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

Wine and Stripes

If life gives you lemons. . .

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Ballet Maid

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Man selling 'Do-it-yourself Greeting Cards'.

Merchant giving money to office boy

Cleaner Golf

"Time to clean out my locker!"

The right curve on a smile can set a lot of things straight.

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

"If we used the fourth dimension more, it wouldn't be so dusty."