Housekeeping Fun Gifts

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Bathroom Fairy

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Chef copy robot

Cook and her Maids

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."