Housekeeping Fun Mugs

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Cook and her Maids

Chef copy robot

Bathroom Fairy

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'