Housekeeping Hero Mugs

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

Day 16 of self-isolation, and everything had been cleaned to within an inch of its life.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Non-Drip ?

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Bathroom Fairy

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Cook and her Maids

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'