Cleaning Hero Mugs

Giant sandwich bags.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Non-Drip ?

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Cinderella mopping up

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

John Snow

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'