Stream Cleaning Hero Mugs

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Cinderella mopping up

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

UK sewage dumps

Jesus swept.

Giant sandwich bags.

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

I hurt my back and then a pipe broke flooding my house

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

Born To Raise Dirt

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Human Dust Buster

Neptune's Weekend

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

Fisherman catching rubbish.

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"Tidy Tim."

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"