Water Cleanliness Warrior Mugs

"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"It's trickle down."

The household cavalry

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Clean air.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'