Water Cleanliness Warrior Prints

"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Cleaning Lockers.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Clean air.

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'