Home Cleaning Heroes Mugs

“... next do the living room and then take out the garbage and after that ...” / “I don’t think this was in my contract.”

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Caw blimey!'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Cinderella mopping up

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'