Home Cleaner Extraordinaire Mugs

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Giant sandwich bags.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'