Home Cleaner Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Giant sandwich bags.

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner