Home Cleaning Enthusiasts T-Shirts

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Biofelineism

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Cleaning up space junk.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Hello job security."

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

Hospital Cleaning.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"