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'Louise, don't tell me when to empty the sandbox - I'll know when.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Biofelineism

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Lift your stems."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

Is clutter necessary?

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

What if pets did housework...

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Cat sheds a lot when petted.