Home Cleaner Gifts

'Louise, don't tell me when to empty the sandbox - I'll know when.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Biofelineism

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Lift your stems."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

Is clutter necessary?

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

What if pets did housework...