Housecleaning Gifts

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

"Lift your stems."

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The Last Leaf

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"