House Cleaner Gifts

"How much would it cost to clean up the House of Representatives?"

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Is clutter necessary?

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

A dog hides under the rug after pooping on the floor.

'He IS sorry! See, now he doesn't want you to leave!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Cook and her Maids

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

TV and cleaner

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."