Housekeeper Gifts

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

We have your sock.

A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

"We can't be out of mustard. I'm showing two bottles in the panty, top shelf, on the left"

"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

Quality Time

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Welcome to the United States."

Mops - "Boy, after a hard days work I'm wrung out!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

The Broken Broom

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Getting Rid of Servants

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'I can see every speck of dust with my new glasses. That's why I don't wear them.'

'Hello, Room Service?'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'You want it swept under the carpet? You'll need a bigger one than this!'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

METER MAID

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'