Housekeeper Prints

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

We have your sock.

"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

"We can't be out of mustard. I'm showing two bottles in the panty, top shelf, on the left"

A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

Jason and the Aga notes.

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

"Welcome to the United States."

Mops - "Boy, after a hard days work I'm wrung out!"

Quality Time

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh

METER MAID

The Broken Broom

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Shakespeare's housework

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Getting Rid of Servants

Servants - Cook and the Lady of the House

Servant girl being told off for wearing her hair down in curls

'Hello, Room Service?'

'Non-alcoholic wines? Aisle 7, on the left - just keep shoveling dust 'til you hit them.'

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'I can see every speck of dust with my new glasses. That's why I don't wear them.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'You want it swept under the carpet? You'll need a bigger one than this!'