Housekeeping Prints

Bad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'

'I wondered when you were going to clean the refrigerator.'

Wonder Woman!

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

Tear off carpet.

Search for Missing Socks

A woman's work is never done.

'How hard would it be to put your dirty glass in the dishwasher, instead of leaving it on the counter?'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

Husband does the housework

'Help!'

'Talk about tough days.'

'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'

"Can I call you back? I'm decluttering."

This Semester's Report Card

Vacuuming.

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"Most men have a drawer full of odd socks. My husband has a drawer full of odd drawers."

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

The Broken Broom

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'This is the first time you've ever noticed my shiny waxed floor.'

Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh