Haunted Housekeeper Gifts

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Bathroom Fairy

Open House of Horrors

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cook and her Maids

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."