Housekeepers Gifts

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'I've had to make do since the authorities found out my housekeeper wasn't a legal citizen.'

The Grime Reaper.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Housewife: Out of Order.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."