Housekeepers Gifts

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

The real victim...

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'I've had to make do since the authorities found out my housekeeper wasn't a legal citizen.'

The Grime Reaper.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

The household cavalry

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

TV and cleaner