Modern Housekeeper Gifts

What we were promised...What we got.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I didn't spark joy."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Cook and her Maids

Washing Line Walker

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Bathroom Fairy