Housesitter Gifts

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Hush puppy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'