Housesitter Gifts

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I didn't spark joy."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.