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"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's a guard dog."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign