Adventurous House Sitter Gifts

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'We'll take it!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Safari.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Fight or flight?"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1