Adventurous Sleeper Gifts

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Stonehenge Books

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

I told you not to touch its belly.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Book Shop

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Bed or breakfast.

'Well? How was the flight?'