Sleep Adventurer Gifts

'Nightmare'

Ronald sleeps through a cheese sandwich.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"What's with your hair?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep