House Cleaning Gifts

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Works every time.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.