House Cleaning Pillows

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Biofelineism

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

A DIY disaster.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'